The truth about watering | 9th June 2024

Bring your coat, we're going to hell.

Hey yo! Buy a plant. That’s not a metaphor or wordplay, I’m saying as literally as I possibly can that you should go and buy a plant. Big, small, it doesn’t matter. Just get something you have to keep alive.

Give it a name and tell it some secrets.

I don’t really _____

I hate _____

Sing your favourite songs to it, even if you can't sing them.

Countless stu…