The Disconnect

If me & Jackie Chan met in a dark alley, all I am saying is that things would happen. Wait, that sounds sexual, but martial arts is the sexiest art, so who knows?

This picture is exactly how I would enter every room if I had any fluency in martial arts. As you can see, I am very athletic. Look at the amount of air I managed with such a long run-up. The skills are there, but I don’t have the credentials to pull it off. I could probably fight Jackie Chan and destroy him, but don’t tell him I said that. Subscribers only. I also properly started a short podcast, which you can hear below!

Before we get started, I wrote this weird little diddy of a poem about onions that feels very song esque. I don’t know if it’s good, but I like it a lot so maybe you will. Only time will tell.